What Would You Name Our Bailout Plan?

Today it was announced that the $700 billion dollar bailout plan is going to take a new direction.  Forget about the pitch Treasury department head Paulson gave to Congress and the American Public about buying mortgage assets from banks, the game has changed.  Originally the plan was called T.A.R.P which stands for Troubled Asset Relief Program, but not anymore….so I’ve compiled a short list of Acronyms that I think are fitting to our current state of economy and bailout.  Please feel free to add some of your own in the comment section below!

1. S.L.I.D.E - Stock-market Losing Infinite Dollars Everyday
2. W.O.R.M - Where’s Our Retirement Money
3. G.I.F.T - Goverment Is Fooling Taxpayers
4. C.O.A.T - CEO’s Outsmarting American Taxpayers
5. A.W.A.R.E - America Will Again Rise Eventually
6. B.A.R.E - Bailouts Are Really Easy
7. C.A.L.M - Companies Are Losing Money
8. W.T.F - Where’s The Financing
9. T.A.P.E - Taxpayers Against Political Excuses
10. J.U.M.P - Jobs Ultimately Must Prevail

Hopefully you find some humor in these and will submit a couple of your own below!